Friday, May 6, 2011

couple yang sweet dalam sudut pandangan mata aku

couple yang sweet dalam sudut pandangan mata aku

heheheh.. dah lama tak bercerita tentang percintaan.. kali ni tubelawak nak cerita kat anda semua kisah sweet yang berlaku kepada rakan tubelawak sendiri.. sebelum tu tubelawak nak mintak maaf sebab agak slow menulis entry di blog tubelawak kerana tubelawak tengah sebok menyiapkan salah satu sistem baru untuk busuk.org.. otak pun dah jadi agak slow bila terlalu banyak brainstorming dan kurang bersosial di luar rumah.. hehehe.. semoga anda semua terhibur dengan cerita tubelawak kali ini..


kisah ini berlaku kepada rakan tubelawak bernama shaheizy matsom (bukan nama sebenar) dan aweknya bernama fasha sandhi (juga bukan nama sebenar).. diorang ni dah kawan lama dah.. fasha paham bagaimana perangai rakan-rakan shaheizy.. itulah yang tubelawak puji dengan sikap fasha.. dia tak kisah shaheizy mahu berkawan dengan sesiapa pun even dengan mat rempit, kaki ragut, mat dadah dan kaki perempuan.. katanya asalkan shaheizy pandai jaga diri sudahlah..

shaheizy ni pulak adalah seorang lelaki macho berkaca mata tapi sayangnya kepala dia sedikit 'dongga'.. kalau sesiapa tak tahu maksud 'kepala dongga' ni, ianya bermaksud dahi yang agak luas ataupun hampir sama dengan kepala snoopy.. hahaha.. shaheizy selalu sikat rambut tutup dahi sebab nak kaver kepala dongga dia tu (rambut helmet).. kami sebagai kawan-kawan mestila bagi gelaran yang sesuai untuk memudahkan komunikasi.. kadang-kadang kami memanggil shaheizy sebagai 'tembikai' kerana keistimewaan kepala dongga dia tu..

tubelawak : fasha! macam mana hang buleh jatuh cinta kat tembikai dongga ni?
fasha : wei.. apa kutuk boipren aku tembikai.. tak baik tau..
shaheizy : (senyum gaya macho)
tubelawak : alaaa.. hang ni tembikai, kalau fasha tinggalkan hang, mesti takdak awek lain yang nak kat hang kan?
jehan miskin : takpa, aku sanggup terima tembikai jadi gay partner aku!!
shaheizy : takmau ah aku dengan hang ni.. aku sanggup single sampai mati dari jadi gay dengan hang..
jehan miskin : olololo mucuk mucuk tembikai comel (sambil usap dahi shaheizy)
fasha : oi! nama dia shaheizy lah.. bukan tembikai!!
tubelawak : cuba check kad pengenalan dia.. betullah nama dia "tembikai bin abdullah"

satu hari tu, masa lepak kat kedai makan, berulang kali kami memanggil shaheizy sebagai tembikai di depan fasha.. memang tensen lah fasha tengok kami kutuk kekasih hati dia.. hahaha.. yang si shaheizy ni cool ja tak kesah pun kena kutuk sebab dia pun sama kaki kutuk.. sehinggalah sampai satu tahap, fasha tak tahan sebab kami asyik panggil kekasihnya 'tembikai' (terlalu geram agaknya) dia terus berkeras dan berkata :

"JANGAN KACAU TEMBIKAI KESAYANGAN SAYA!!"

sweet kan? hahaha..sehingga kini ayat tu kami gunakan untuk bergurau senda dengan shaheizy dan fasha.. sehingga terlintas untuk tubelawak menulis didalam blog.. juga mendapat kebenaran dari encik tembikai.. kah kah kah

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88 comments:

  1. no_answerMay 6, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    hahahahah :D

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  2. AimiBakarMay 6, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    mengaku gak haha !

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  3. noreenraraMay 6, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    mmg sweet gilee !

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  4. Tunsha AyunieMay 6, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    nak panggil kekasih wa cempedak pulak .. wakakaka~

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  5. tikinMay 6, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    hahaha..:D

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  6. A.IMay 6, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    pehh!

    kalo aku koser nak layan. depaa bahan bf aku bukan aku. so pedehal? HAHA

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  7. ChikaMay 6, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    hehehe sweet...

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  8. myLadyMay 6, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    mmg sweeeet kisah ni

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  9. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    hahahaha...so sweetttt^^

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  10. Abu BagiMay 6, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    kah kah kah!!

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  11. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    aku rasa aku tau sapadia.. hahahahahahahah

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  12. feyzaMay 6, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    heheeeee~~gilalahh~

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  13. KMay 6, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    hahaha. comel + lawak + sweet.

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  14. Diari Si FroggieMay 6, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    syok gak gune nama tembikai..haha
    so sweet

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  15. minMay 6, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    hahaha , sweetnyeeeee :)

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  16. KhairyynaZulkifliMay 6, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    hahaah. lawak! comey nye kapel neyh. hehe :)

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  17. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/36994_407372499145_763764145_4210911_6770673_n.jpg

    ni kan si shaheizy tu?? kakakakkakakak...
    aku nak post gambaq fasha skali lah

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  18. sentuhanuraniMay 6, 2011 at 1:13 AM

    yup,sweet! :))

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  19. tiangyangberkataMay 6, 2011 at 1:16 AM

    hahaha..comel3!~

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  20. ! Nurida ArdyMay 6, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    haks haks haks..-_-

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  21. Marhaen KacakMay 6, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    terbaikk..haha

    Freemason Pun Nak Kecoh!!! Loser!!!

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  22. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    sila laju komen

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  23. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    sial*

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  24. NurshafiraaminMay 6, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    thumbs up!! :)

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  25. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA, alo alo sweetnya. Jangan kacau tembikai kesayangan saya. HIHIHI :)

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  26. peck lahMay 6, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    siapakah anonymous ni? terus2 nak revealkan identity si tembikai...
    awai sgt si tembikai muncul ni...
    hahhaa

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  27. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 2:45 AM

    biasa je.tak sweet pon.kalau aku jadi fasha aku join sekali dengan korang.TEMBIKAI!TEMBIKAI!

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  28. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 2:48 AM

    bagus la anon kat atas tu!tapi aku tak nampak lagi tembikainya..dahi spesen jer.gambar tubelawak hang tak letak ka?

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  29. emieysandraMay 6, 2011 at 3:33 AM

    sweetnyer ade tembikai kesayangan~

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  30. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    ingat orang asli tadi..harhar...

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  31. rNesZaiNeMay 6, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    HAHAHA :D Jangan Kacau TEMBIKAI Kesayangan Saya . Ehhe :D Comell jek .

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  32. cik phaMay 6, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    aiseyman timbikai?asal tak panggil durian hahaha.oke sweet2

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  33. coretan lia iqmaliaMay 6, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    hahaha....finally ! fasha mengaku jugak yg die suke n syg kt 'tembikai' die..haha

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  34. Syazana A. MajidMay 6, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    alololo sweet nye. hahaha.

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  35. ciKk rynNMay 6, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    ohhh sweet...defending her love one.. =)

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  36. cewek.medusaMay 6, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    waa.. kiut je msg2 couple ada panggilan manje.. auww

    kalo aku nk panggil kwn lelaki tu "ITIK" la, psl mulut dia membebel kalahkn pompuan. mcm itik je aku tgk. kdg2 bila dgr dia membebel rasa nk je ckp "jgn kacau itik saya ni,tp kalau nak TEMBAK dia dialu-alukan" kah kah kah

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  37. mizahMay 6, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    heeee...suka2...kalau rambut cacak boleh panggil durian kan..hiks

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  38. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    haha sweet !

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  39. nurfizaMay 6, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    alolololo..shooo shuweeettt!

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  40. storyfrommeMay 6, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    nak panggil bf fad durian la.hehehe.

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  41. NorfarahnizaMay 6, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    comell sgt...............

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  42. NonieMay 6, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    hahaha...sweet!!
    mesti awek die pun kutuk gk lam hati...last2 terkeluar jgk tembikai tu.kihkih

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  43. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    hahahaha..da jd mcm ayat melatah la plk ;p

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  44. FazMelatiMay 6, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    kehhhkehhhhhhh =))

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  45. cik qiqilalaMay 6, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    ahahahah. itu nme nye awek tu terime seadanye. tembikai pun tape.. da kate cinta n sayang kannn. wahahahaa

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  46. cikDotMay 6, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    heheheheh. sumpah sweet! :)

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  47. Inche PelukisMay 6, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    hahahahahaha... memang lawak... sweet gile....

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  48. CikAizAMay 6, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    hahahha... tomeinya... nasib baiklah x jadi kwn mikee.. kalau x.. abislah awook kena sakat... hahahha....

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  49. BaiduriMay 6, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    sweet3......keh3

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  50. tubelawakMay 6, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    uihh.. banyak sangat puji dia ni.. nak kena delete ah post ni.. hahahaha.. satgi dia seronok plak satgi

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  51. KhairiyahMay 6, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    hahahaha cute....tembikai kesaygn saya???ahahaha marah org kutuk last2 trkeluar dr mulut sndri,,hakhak lucu btoi...

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  52. imaMay 6, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    ehhhh3. mmg sweet laaaa. ;p

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  53. azwira hashimMay 6, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    hahaha,

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  54. Abang LongMay 6, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    Salam...nak kepastian sket..Tembikai susu ke or timun cina? huhu

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  55. [sutera kasih]May 6, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...pe2 ntah :P

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  56. eqaMay 6, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    ahahaha..
    tembikai upenye :P

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  57. EynMay 6, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    hahaha..sweetnya ha panggil tembikai..hakhakhak!!

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  58. FilippoMay 6, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    isk3....
    FIFA menyiasat FAM

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  59. Miss MeenMay 6, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    Hihihi
    r0mantik uhhh ^_^
    JANGAN KACAU TEMBIKAI SAYA !!!
    ^_~ kikkiki

    Kalu aku...buat dek jee k0t
    Dah ragam 0rg laki memang suke pekena kawan kan
    Tapi itulah sweet ^_^

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  60. penemuan luar biasa !!!May 6, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    haha..sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.. eh berapa bnyk daa

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  61. panda putihMay 6, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    tergelak lah bace, haha

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  62. Syifa Alshah (wutwut)May 6, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    comel der. senyum sengsorang. untunglaa. ;)

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  63. ✿manis cili✿May 6, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    hahhaa..tembikai jugak yg terlepas dari mulut fasha

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  64. shigellazosterMay 7, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    muahaha... jangan kacau tembikai kesayangan saya.. lalala.. O)

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  65. wannurfazriniMay 7, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    hahaha. pasha loike her tembikai ;))

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  66. olwizluvMay 7, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    ohh suwitttnye fasha nih.. hahaha.. tp fasha nih taw selepas nih, bukan isu tembikai yg kene bahan akibat dahi dongga tu.. tapi sebab.. "JANGAN KACAU TEMBIKAI SAYA" tu kan kne bahan kaw2 dgn kwn2 tembikai ni.. kan? kan?

    Senyum... tak perlu kata apa2 :)

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  67. EykaMay 7, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    hahahaa...comeyy laa budak 2~ jaga kacau tembikai guaa..muhahaha ;D

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  68. UnknownMay 7, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    suke tembikai..kalu fasha xnk tembikai kasi gua..haha..

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  69. AlinMay 7, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    mempunyai hati yg suci :D haha xD

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  70. Alpha canisMay 7, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    back up boipren..haa
    http://whitestylolyta.blogspot.com/2011/05/video-lucah-atas-bas.html

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  71. SyabyMay 7, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    berilmiah. aku baru tau maksud kepala dongga

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  72. atiq leeMay 7, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    HAHA. okay2. citer ni sweet macam tembikai.

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  73. AnonymousMay 8, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    hahaha...so sweet...lawak giler...fasha pon da pening lalat da tu.hikhik

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  74. SNMay 8, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    alololo,sweetnye,kah3

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  75. iemahMay 8, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    so sweet ! HAHAHA ! like it :)

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  76. Ain ZulaikhaMay 8, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    ada sesiapa pernah makan selipar tak.. hahahahha

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  77. mr pot n mrs latMay 9, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    aq panggil pakwe aq cik jagung . .
    pengaruh game zombi yang aq main . .
    haha (:

    : MRS LAT (:

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  78. nadira shahidMay 9, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    comel je couple tuh.. perempuan tu pun dok sakat sekali ek.. ;p

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  79. Fiza ApaniMay 9, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    hahahaha..hilang cun dok gelakkan n3 ni...nasib baik xde org nampak...sian tembikai..sweet couple of the year...

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  80. c.tieMay 9, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    sweet nye.. like sgt..

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  81. aien..May 9, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    cute nye fasya..hehe

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  82. Farahin EsaMay 10, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    hihihi...comel...adeh la..tembikai....tembikai...sweet ngat..

    jemput la bace cerpen saye yg x seberapa. saye beginner lagi dan menulis untuk suka2 .thankz.

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  83. anak ayahMay 15, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    aduduiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    last2 ngaku gak....
    miahaha

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  84. Love hurt aeNnnMay 15, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    hahaha. memang sweet.. :)

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  85. nora bukan elenaMay 17, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    hahhaa lawak2...best2 .untung shahezy ade awek bekap baek punyaaaaa!

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  86. nona hidayahMay 19, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    comel sungguh tembikai dan fasha sandhi..hoho

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  87. loytha'sanMay 22, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    terbaeek lah fasha.."JANGAN KACAU TEMBIKAI KESAYANGAN SAYA!!" hahhaha... klu tembikai xhargai..aku duku je dahi die tu kasi lbeh dongga! hahaha

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  88. gheen gienaMay 23, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    so sweet ! comel la awek die tuu. beruntung si tembikai tuu..

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